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All I wanna do is do nothing with you.



cee-cee21:

lol

bisexualmoth:

i-am-a-teenage-anarchist:

thatonecameron:

weve-never-been-alive:

Putting your foot through the rips in your jeans.

putting your foot through capitalism 

And never getting it back out, because capitalism. 

fuck you capitalism 



ticklishaoba:

hot things to say during sex:

  • dang son
  • bless you
  • yabba dabba doo
  • your own name
  • heil hitler
  • radical
  • gnarly to the max!
  • how dare you
  • oh well
  • i’m sorry. i’m so so sorry
  • psych!

trust me these work 100% i had the sex once






trassel:

ma bitch 



linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this



killerville:

french girls drink wine naked in the bath and it’s hot, but i drink a case of 4 loko naked in the starfish touch tank at sea world and it’s “probably like 50 felonies, you monster.” whatever, OFFICER




beer-pressure-drink-it-down:

baloneyramone:

Operation ivy vinyls

Gimme




Hi, I'm Dib. I'm the demoness you dream about, The necessary evil you can't live without. 21.Female.Obsessive.Half-Dead. -Punk-Horror-Psychobilly-BodyMods-Monsters-Mötley Crüe
''Thou wast all that to me, love, For which my soul did pine; A green isle in the sea, love, A fountain and a shrine All wreathed with fairy fruits and flowers, And all the flowers were mine.'' meow





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