Putting your foot through the rips in your jeans.
putting your foot through capitalism
And never getting it back out, because capitalism.
fuck you capitalism
hot things to say during sex:
- dang son
- bless you
- yabba dabba doo
- your own name
- heil hitler
- gnarly to the max!
- how dare you
- oh well
- i’m sorry. i’m so so sorry
trust me these work 100% i had the sex once
WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD
I’m so gruntled to have found this
french girls drink wine naked in the bath and it’s hot, but i drink a case of 4 loko naked in the starfish touch tank at sea world and it’s “probably like 50 felonies, you monster.” whatever, OFFICER
Operation ivy vinyls